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Deep Thoughts

Posted in Word on January 26, 2008 by John Wetzel

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.

A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can’t spell.

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

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