99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.
A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can’t spell.
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?